Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Sunday, August 2, 2009

moving up in the world

i swear tony montana is looking to become a count

Monday, July 27, 2009

I feelb like the only time I am not hungover is when I am drunk

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I cant

I can not get myself to stop thinking about you. I just get so happy when I see you I love your inperfectios make you so perfect, the way you play with your hair. The way you look so effortless you don't seem to walk but to float, I love your accent the moles on your back, I love the way you always seem to be fucked up but you make it look cool...

Saturday, July 18, 2009

When I was I kid I stole $200 dollars from my moms purse she blamed the housekeeper, 15 years later I want to tell her but I fell she still would get mad at me

At night

Last night when I saw the girl I like I just kept on thinking how nice would it be to go dowm on her and if she is a moaner or a screemer


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Sorry is not personal but I'd rather masturbate than have sex with you

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I joined a dating site and found one of my bosses profile and it says "looking for black man only"

Monday, July 13, 2009

I think that if i give my brother gifts that reminded him of our childhood that one day he will remember that i am his sister and that i live 3 miles away. 

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Please!

Come to the party tonight! I need to make my ex jealous.

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I don't mind using the urinals until I saw in one a white guy with a dick bigger than mine..,

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

secret

I don't know why, but even thought you were not nice it's hard for me to let you go.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

sex

my bf thinks I love giving him head. but the truth is, I don't like sex. especially his sex is so self satisfying. I don't enjoy at all.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

,,

rummor has it that Cem has a a big dick...

Saturday, June 13, 2009

I would like to have multiple personality

Thursday, June 11, 2009

guilt

after i have sex with my wife i feel shame and guilt

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I still have not paid my taxes this year
When i was in high school there was this guy who kept on bullying me and i got very close to actually murdering him

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

i am overwhelmed by my totally low stress ordinary life

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I am only good at doing bad things

Movie

The best movie I've ever seen was Red Dragon... I was in such a great and wonderful place! OK, maybe my acids helped a bit
When I'm alone I like to talk like if I was with my friends, making answer and questions... it only start to get weird when I can't control it anymore and really start to think I'm actually talking to someone... Hopefully it's not too often :) Cheers

Sunday, June 7, 2009

I am very good at pretending to be someone i am not

Saturday, June 6, 2009